It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some
dont bring this back
I waited an entire year to make this post. It’s coming back.
If you are in a same sex relationship and someone asks, “Who is the man and who is the woman?” be sure to laugh and tell them, “Neither,” before you reveal your leathery wings that tower over their quivering mortal beings. Don’t stop laughing until you breathe fire. Keep laughing, inform them you are both neither man nor woman. Then reveal that you are both literally same sex dragons.
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
sometimes i just sit and think about the fact people honestly believe that women shaving their legs and wearing makeup are innate behaviors that we are naturally supposed to do and that we always were supposed to do. i just. think about that. and i laugh
- me introducing myself in class: my name cannot be uttered, my age is unknowable, i am originally from skeleton hell and my hobbies include staring into the void and kicking ass
hey guys its fall u know what that means
only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid
Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.
GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.